Unfortunately, when it comes to overcoming procrastination we are much more likely to come out crying rather than laughing. These funny quotes about procrastination may provide exactly the jolt we need. Procrastination humor is such an oxymoron that it just might work. Give it a try - enjoy!
“If and When were planted, and Nothing grew.”
Humor is powerful - we would be mistaken to underestimate it. It's effect is prompt and profound. Humor, laughter, smiles... each opens the heart and frees the mind. They cause us to forget worry, fear or over-concern and be present in the moment - where we can take advantage of the next thing that may be waiting just around the bend.
"One of these days I'm going to get help for my procrastination problem."
"The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up."
"One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow."
~Vincent T. Foss
"He who hesitates is last."
"When there is a hill to climb, don’t think that waiting will make it smaller."
"If it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done."
"Slaying the dragon of delay is no sport for the short-winded."
~Sandra Day O'Connor
"Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now. I've always been one for being in the moment.
"Procrastination always gives you something to look forward to."
“Procrastination is like a credit card; it’s a lot fun until you get the bill.”
"I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
"After all is said and done, more is said than done."
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
"The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing."
“Someday is not a day of the week.”
"Warning: dates on this calendar are closer than they appear."
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment."
“Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.”
"If something's hard to do, then what's the point?!"
"The worst form of procrastination is reading a procrastination qoute, feeling the guilt and not doing anything about it."
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