Funny Quotes About Procrastination - Humor Quotes - Procrastination Jokes 


Unfortunately, when it comes to overcoming procrastination we are much more likely to come out crying rather than laughing. These funny quotes about procrastination may provide exactly the jolt we need. Procrastination humor is such an oxymoron that it just might work. Give it a try - enjoy!

Procrastination Quotes and Stepping Out of the Mind

If and When were planted, and Nothing grew.”


Procrastination is no laughing matter, or is it? When it comes to procrastination most of us would rather cry than laugh! Yet, humour is powerful. We would be mistaken to underestimate it. Procrastination, for one, is no match for it.

Humor, laughter, an inner smile... each opens the heart and frees the mind. They cause us to forget our worries, fears and concerns. We’re finally present - which is the only place where we can actually move. This presence can be so powerful that we may completely forget to procrastinate - we find ourselves slipping into action! 

Yeah, right! But, then again, why not?! Laugh and move. Loosen up…be free…until the next bout of perfectionism comes along! Rinse and repeat. Don’t forget to have fun :-)…

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Funny Quotes About Procrastination - Humor Quotes - Procrastination Jokes 

"One of these days I'm going to get help for my procrastination problem."


"The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up."


"One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow."

~Vincent T. Foss

"He who hesitates is last."

~Mae West

"When there is a hill to climb, don’t think that waiting will make it smaller."


"If it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done."


"Slaying the dragon of delay is no sport for the short-winded."

~Sandra Day O'Connor

"Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now. I've always been one for being in the moment.


"Procrastination always gives you something to look forward to."

~Joan Konner

“Procrastination is like a credit card; it’s a lot fun until you get the bill.”

~Christopher Parker

"I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."


Funny Quotes About Procrastination - Humor Quotes - Procrastination Jokes 

"After all is said and done, more is said than done."


"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

~Mark Twain

"The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing."


“Someday is not a day of the week.”

~Author Unknown

"Warning: dates on this calendar are closer than they appear."


"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment."

~Robert Benchley

“Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.”

~Spanish Proverb

"If something's hard to do, then what's the point?!"

~Homer Simpson

"The worst form of procrastination is reading a procrastination quote, feeling the guilt and not doing anything about it."


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